This is an imaginary story about two men and a woman. One man
wants only to help his fellow man while the other only wants to fool
his fellow man into thinking he’s good. The woman is caught in the
struggle between these two men,
and is forced to be apart from the truly good man that she
loves. Perhaps if the selfless man
can end the threat of the selfish man once and for all,
he can finally be with the
woman he loves. This is an imaginary story.
Aren’t they all?
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The Man of
Steel.....
"NEVER ENDING"
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| Superman #19 - July, Year
Two |
by Steve Crosby |
He was the on the front page of the newspaper. Not
the Daily Planet, another newspaper, one of many owned by Lex Luthor.
These publications almost never printed such stories, but in some cases
it was unavoidable. So there was Superman on the front page, cradling
the shaking form of a small child on the beach of a distant country.
The caption read, “Superman Averts Tsunami in
South Asia!”
Enraged, Luthor crumpled up the newspaper and hurled
it across the room. According to the story, the alien and flown the
entire perimeter of the disaster, halting the waves with some sort of
freeze breath and carrying beach-goers to safety. All very public and emotional,
Luthor thought to himself. The alien had taken very good advantage of
the situation.
Of course, Luthor was not one of the ignorant
peasants who blindly worshipped fraudulent messiahs. He knew that, had
the alien truly been interested in saving lives, he would have moved to
halt the tsunami immediately upon detecting the warning signs, which
with his senses would have been months in advance. In the five minutes
it would have taken him to stop that earthquake, the alien could have
not only averted the initial disaster, but would also have prevented a
shift if the Earth’s distribution of mass. No, instead the alien
opted for the grand public rescue, potentially placing the entire
planet at risk millions of years from now.
As it were, Luthor’s own situation was in
immediate peril. He’d had thousands of relief workers and
millions in supplies waiting to be flown into the disaster area, all
now a useless waste. There was also the matter of certain deals
exchanged, promises that Luthor would be called upon to fulfill. That
meant additional billions to destabilize governments that should have
been swept away by the tide. With no disaster, the favors Luthor had
managed to cull by evacuating certain individuals from the area would
all be withdrawn. Luthor could force compliance, but that would not be
worth the effort, and Luthor would be spending enough as it was.
Billions of dollars wasted and the threat of
exposure increased ten-fold, all because an alien had sought after the
same spotlight.
The intercom buzzed to life with the voice of
Luthor’s secretary. “Mr. Luthor, the director of the
scholarship fund is here.”
Ah yes, Luthor’s appointment to give money for
the cause of helping to drag rabble from their proper places on the
streets. Once, Luthor himself had been down their in the muck, but
he’d climbed to the top by himself, without the help of anybody
and in spite of those who had tried to keep him down at their level.
Luthor had nothing but contempt for those who were dependent on the aid
of others, but such functions were helpful for his image.
The scholarship director walked into Luthor’s
office. Mr. Luthor rose from his chair and stepped around the massive
redwood desk to greet the well-dressed older man. Both were extending
their hands.
“Mr. Luthor, you don’t know how much
this will mean to the under-privileged in Suicide Slu-uuhhh!”
As his one hand took hold of the gentlemen’s
outstretched hand, Luthor brought his other hand up to smash into the
gentleman’s solar plexus. Luthor then stepped to the side while
swinging his arm back and up. Held by Luthor, the gentleman found
himself flipped off his feet, spinning forward in the air. The backs of
his legs fell against the heavy redwood desk, and he very nearly landed
on his neck. Mr. Luthor, however, took hold of the man’s
shoulders, preventing this fatal crash.
With little effort, Luthor pulled the man back, so
that his broken legs fell limply from the desk to hit the floor with a
painful thud. Luthor then pitched the man forward, smashing his face
against the top of the redwood desk again and again.
Bones snapped. The desk and items on top of it
became spotted with blood. Luthor didn’t stop until he felt the
man’s movements cease. Then he whispered, mainly for his own
enjoyment, “And you have no idea how much this means to me, you
worthless parasite.”
Luthor threw the dead body back to fall on the floor
with a dull thump. The entrance to his office opened, but Luthor
didn’t turn to face his secretary.
“Ms. Teshmacher, I’ll be in my private
washroom, changing.” Luthor was already moving for the door, was
already undoing his tie. “Have the office cleaned and sterilized.
I want the body dumped in Suicide Slums. Manipulate his bank records so
that Intergang will be implicated.”
It was with a chipper feeling that Luthor walked out
of his office. And as he pulled off the bloodstained jacket, he thought
about what story he would read to his daughter Lena later that night.
After hours at the Ace O’ Clubs tavern were
early in the morning, around six o’clock usually when the sun
would begin to rise and the patrons realized they should get home
before their spouses awoke. The bouncers, waitresses and bartenders
would all leave soon after, without cleaning up. As far as they knew, a
maid service hired by the owner tidied things up during the day, and by
night they would return to find the tavern looking like new.
There was no maid service. Within ten minutes of
everybody leaving the owner would have himself taken care of
everything. Nobody ever went into the Ace O’ Clubs tavern during
the day except for this particular day.
The door was unlocked when John Henry Irons turned
the doorknob, just as he’d had been told. The large black man
didn’t turn to look around on the street before stepping inside,
but he knew that eyes were on him. The Ace O’ Clubs was popular
in the neighborhood. Some people might call the police about a
suspicious black man trying to break into a closed business
establishment. Those weren’t the worry, though. The real worry
would have been if any suspicious onlookers had decided to take matters
into their own hands. Fortunately, at that time of day the regulars
would either be asleep or at work, leaving only the old ladies with
nothing better to do than watch everything and report whatever may be
suspicious. For an emergency in Suicide Slums, the police may respond
next week if you’re lucky, so John Henry Irons wasn’t
worried one bit that the meeting may be interrupted.
Two other individuals were already waiting for John
by the bar. Behind the counter was a well-built man of above-average
height, dressed in jeans and flannel. His short black hair was
uncombed, and a spit curl dangled over the forehead of his naked face.
Seated on one of the barstools was a blond woman at least half the age
of either man, dressed in a white blouse and red skirt that showed of
her attractive physique.
“Hello Clark,” John greeted the man
behind the counter. “Mae,” he said to the young woman. The
name was short for Matrix.
The woman made a face. “Eh, I’ve been
thinking about a new name. No offense or anything, Clark, but Mae has
too much of a country hick sound to it. I’ve been thinking of
something, I don’t know, more like yours. I mean, you gave
Superboy a Kryptonian name and all. Start it with a ‘K’,
have it sound like Lana. Not Kana, that’s a little rough. But
maybe Kara?”
“I like it,” said Clark. “It
sounds a lot like my mother’s name. John, thank you for coming.
Have you eaten? I can make something up in the kitchen.”
“I’m fine, thanks.”
“What about something to drink? Some juice, or
I could pour another glass of milk.” Two full glasses of milk
were already on the counter, with about half a dozen empty glasses
around them.
“Milk would be fine, thanks.” Almost
before John had finished talking, Clark had blurred slightly, and
another glass of milk had appeared on the counter. No, two glasses. One
of the full glasses had been emptied. For an instant before he wiped it
away, there was the faintest trace of a milk mustache on Clark’s
upper lip. Kara gave a girlish laugh.
“So,” John said, getting things started.
“Are you ready to go back to being Clark again?”
“I know Lois would appreciate it,” Kara
added. “I know you said not to, Clark, but I’ve been
keeping any eye on her these past few weeks. I’m getting worried
about her.”
“Once Luthor’s been dealt with,
I’ll talk with Lois,” Clark replied.
“How do you plan on dealing with him?”
John asked.
“I’m sorry to impose again,” Clark
told John. “But I need your help to falsify some records. Every
piece of evidence that Luthor has needs to be discredited.”
Kara was shaking her head. “Clark, you know
that won’t work. Luthor will still know, and even without proof
he can use the information to hurt you. Trust me, Clark. I know him
better than, than probably all of you.”
This last part was spoken aloud with some shame.
Kara never liked admitting how Lex Luthor had manipulated her and taken
advantage of her. Because she had been created by an alternate reality
version of Luthor, she had been far too trusting than she should have
been.
“I know that, Kara. That’s where
you’ll come in.” Even as Clark gave voice to his plan, in
the back of his mind he couldn’t help but doubt. Not about the
plan itself, but what would happen after. Would Lois understand? Even
if she did, would she forgive?
The Daily Planet newsroom was as crowded and busy
as Lois Lane remembered. Reporters, photographers and interns weaved
between the cubicles, all shouting and carrying papers. For a newspaper
with morning and evening editions each day, the pace never stopped.
Everybody was so focused on meeting deadline that Lois went unnoticed
as she navigated through the newsroom to the office of Editor-in-Chief
Perry White.
The office door was thrown open as Lois approached.
Out into the newsroom rushed photographer Jimmy Olsen, whose freckled
face brightened up at the sight of Lois.
“Ms. Lane, it’s so great, er,”
Jimmy stumbled for something to say. The young photographer had never
felt comfortable calling her Lois, and while he had often made the
mistake of calling her Ms. Lane, Jimmy was suddenly conscious of the
new circumstances.
“Olsen, what are you still doing here!”
roared Editor White from inside his office. “Get out and start
taking some pictures. Now!”
“Whup,” squeaked Jimmy. “Gotta
run,” he told Lois as she rushed by.
The door to Perry’s office was left open, but
Lois closed it after she walked in. The Editor-in-Chief was sitting
behind his desk, his attention focused on a mess of papers. At hearing
the door closed he glanced up. The sight of Lois didn’t surprise
him in the least. She had an appointment.
“Tell me you’re ready to come
back,” Perry said in that same voice he used when he wanted a
front-page story. “Both as your friend and as your boss, Lois,
tell me that you’re ready.”
There was no hesitation before Lois replied,
“I’m ready, Chief.”
“Glad to hear it.” Perry reached under a
number of papers and withdrew a sheet. He reached over the desk and
held it towards Lois. “Press conference at LexCorp. This may be
too much too soon, but I want this bastard nailed to the wall.”
Lois accepted the paper, folded it, and slid it into
her jacket. “You know I’ll do this, Perry.”
“I want it done right,” he told her.
Lois nodded. “Clean.”
“Of course,” Lois said. “If
it’s not all true then the real facts are tainted. Whatever he
tries, Perry, I’ll stay with the truth and expose his lies. What
Clark…what Clark started, I’ll finish.”
Superman was lost in thought as he flew out of
Metropolis and sub-sonic speed. What would happen in the next few hours
was critical, he knew. But still, the Man of Steel wondered if he could
go through with what was necessary. The earlier story on Luthor had
been a different matter. This time, Superman would be purposefully
lying in order to discredit the man. Even if it is Luthor, even if it
meant Clark getting his life back, do the ends justify the means?
The ocean gave way to land, and Superman was soaring
in the skies over Africa. It was night there, in the desert, and it
wasn’t long before Superman caught sight of established training
camps among the dunes. As he had done many times before, Superman swept
into the camps and, faster than the eye could see, gathered up any
weapons and munitions he could find. With these items piled high in his
arms Superman flew up into the upper atmosphere. Quickly he tossed
everything he carried and flew off. The armaments would burn up on
reentry, and though not completely destroyed would still be useless in
the purpose of taking lives. Countless times Superman had hoped that
those who trained in the camps would catch the hint and cease their
activities, but expectations of that had ceased.
Farther east and south, Superman found himself
flying over Somalia. He turned up his eyes so that he couldn’t
see, but superhuman ears picked up the sound of bellies rumbling for
lack of food. A previous attempt by Superman to feed the planet had
been met with disaster. Irrigation canals he’d built in various
regions were all quickly seized by militant groups, with many even dug
back up. The suffering of others kept certain people in power, and
those people were willing to sustain their power at all costs. Once
Superman had removed a number of warlords and shut down their
operations, but then the little order they kept had evaporated into
total chaos, and new warlords rose swiftly to power.
As much as he wanted to, Superman couldn’t
change the world. That would mean changing the hearts and minds of
others, and for all his power Superman just wasn’t capable of
that. Sure, he could inspire people, give a small measure of hope, but
too often people would come to depend on him and then feel betrayed
when Superman couldn’t be there for them at every minute of every
day.
In the weeks since Luthor had forced Superman to
abandon his identity as Clark Kent, he’d tried his best to be
everywhere. But things would still happen in spite of his actions. Men
and women killed themselves and others out of blind hate. Corporations
would steal billions from hard working investors. Suffering went on
while whole countries turned a blind eye.
While flying over Antarctica, Superman looked under
the ice and saw rich soil that could sustain crop fields enough to feed
the world. The countless plants would also give off enough oxygen to
more than make up for the Amazon rain forests and perhaps even repair
holes in the ozone layer. Already Superman was working to expand his
Fortress of Solitude to allow for farmland, but alone the feat would
take him nearly a generation to achieve. And once this was done,
Superman feared his attempts at distributing the foodstuffs would be
met with the same results as before.
A lifetime ago, Superman had had such dreams for his
adopted homeworld. Those first years of successfully averting disasters
and saving lives had fooled him into thinking that he could do so much
more. Recently, the Absolute had tried to show Superman that there was
another way to change the world. But forcing change through violence
and fear was something Superman saw for the flawed concept it was, and
refused to ever resort to such methods.
The people of Earth can change the world themselves.
All Superman had to do is show them the way.
Curving across Antarctica, Superman flew from the
Indian to the Pacific Ocean. He passed over thousands of islands, many
of which were uninhabited but rich with indigenous life. By comparison,
the inhabited islands were few, though some were densely populated.
Small masses of land that had been thick with vegetation a hundred
years ago were now covered in metal and concrete. The noise and air
pollutions generated by these city-islands clogged Superman’s
senses, and he was soon glad to leave them far behind.
But pollution was not the only reason Superman
wanted to be gone from the vicinity. Below the skyscrapers and past the
clean streets he could see the price of both. Harsh penalties were
inflicted for even the smallest of infractions. A lower class worked
for extremely low wages with no benefits at all while their government
shared profits with foreign businesses. The cries of hungry children
haunted Superman’s ears as he flew past unseen, and he wanted so
desperately to go help but knew that he could do nothing except to show
them the way.
North up the Pacific Superman continued, past
warring Koreas and the still untapped potential of Siberia. Gold and
oil and so much more was just waiting to be found on that frontier, but
for centuries the land’s main purpose had been as a prison. At
his point Superman veered east, into Alaska where the tapping of that
land’s resources has led to what some may call ecological
disaster. Under a wildlife reserve Superman could see the great ocean
of petroleum, and in his head he envisioned the construction of an
underground pipeline to safely extract the liquid without endangering
those lives above. It would be so easy for Superman to just do it, but
they had the capabilities to do so themselves and unless he allowed
them to they would never know it.
Far below Superman saw a pack of wolves track a herd
of caribou on the Canadian plains. Someday when man overcame his energy
crises no place on Earth would be uninhabitable, and those last refuges
of wildlife would be pushed aside in the name of progress. Would humans
someday find themselves alone on a dying world? Would they then turn on
each other until only a few hundred thousand humans remained; each one
alone in his own isolation? Such had been the final stage in
Krypton’s evolution.
Back over the Atlantic returned Superman, and he
went almost over Great Britain before sharply turning south and west.
His ears picked up the exquisite singing of whales from beneath the
waves, but he could also hear whaling ships nearby. It was likely that
the large and intelligent mammals would be killed; their immense
carcasses divided up for a variety of purposes. For most of his life
Superman had gone without eating the flesh of animals, and he had tried
his best to never use any products manufactured at the expense of other
living things. After all, if he treated any other form of life as
inferior, how much longer before he would treat human beings as such?
At last, Superman reached the point from which he
had begun his worldwide journey, in Metropolis. The bustling urban
municipality loomed out before him in the middle of the day, its grand
skyscrapers proudly sparkling as though new and fresh. Not too far away
Superman could see the working class section referred to by many as
Suicide Slums, though its residents were mainly working class and
Metropolis had a very small lower class population.
Over two hundred years ago Metropolis was proclaimed
the City of Tomorrow, a title it continued to live up to. Superman was
proud to call this city his home. Whenever he thought about troubles
throughout the world, Superman would look at Metropolis and know that
that was what all of mankind could achieve. Any world with a Metropolis
was a world with the hope of a great future.
Superman hoped that he, both through his costumed
exploits and Clark Kent’s informative journalism, could show
everybody the way. The journey would be long, perhaps never-ending, but
for Superman it was worth traveling.
The clicking of camera and the flashing of lights
greeted Lex Luthor as he stepped into the room. Long ago he’d
been accustomed to such treatment. Rabble wanted to see how important
people lived, wanted to try and make their insignificant lives more
interesting by living through the powerful. Only when his daughter was
exposed did Luthor ever mind. The last photographer to attempt a shot
at Lena still has yet to found. Though nothing can be proven, the
message has become clear. However much the tabloids offer, no other
photographers had dared to capture Luthor’s daughter on film.
The Press Room of LexCorp was packed with reporters
and photographers, all standing shoulder to shoulder. Luthor was
pleased to see how much attention this latest takeover had garnered.
With the acquisition of Boeing, LexCorp would be able to compete with
Wayne Enterprises in the field of aeronautics. His contacts in Congress
and the Senate assured Luthor that his bids would win the next
quarter’s contracts. LexCorp was soon to become the largest
supplier of technology to the United States government, and the whole
world was about to witness the beginning of this.
The President, CEO, Chairman of the Board of
Directors and majority stockholder of LexCorp stepped behind the podium
and spoke into the microphones. The statement he made was brief,
well-rehearsed; and the moment he’d finished Luthor knew that his
stock had risen by at least two points. The hidden meaning was simply
that LexCorp would earn well over five billion dollars over the next
two quarters, and that was only the figure that would be on the books.
With backdoor deals to various nations, another billion could easily be
added.
“I’m ready to answer any questions you
may have,” Luthor concluded. Only
if you are incompentent fools unable to comprehend the simplest of
sentences, he thought to himself. Of course the reporters would
ask questions, though they were educated enough to understand Luthor.
That they would cater to the ignorant masses was repugnant to him.
But for several minutes Luthor wore a smile and
catered as well. He was asked to clarify several points, and more than
a few questions were meant to yield information that could be harmful
if released too soon. Luthor made a mental note of those reporters who
dared to try and weaken his future negotiations. One such reporter,
much to Luthor’s surprise, was Lois Lane.
“According to a source in Washington, LexCorp
had introduced a bid on a project that, frankly, you wouldn’t
have had the resources to complete without this takeover. Isn’t
it unethical and irresponsible to commit your company to something that
you couldn’t have been able to handle at the time?”
So you’ve
been welcomed back into your community of truth-twisters, Luthor
thought to himself. He was disappointed, as the actions used to
destabilize the alien had also been meant to unbalance Ms. Lane. But in
a way Luthor was gratified to see a worthy opponent in the newsroom,
and as he answered Ms. Lane’s question he was formulating a plan
to utterly destroy her reputation. As a matter of fact, with the alien
now distancing himself from her, it would be so easy to just drop Ms.
Lane off a building.
“- Had the negotiations broken down, the bid
would have been withdrawn,” was the ending of Luthor’s
answer. A score of reporters then screamed out for his attention. But
it was one reporter, standing in the back of the room with his back to
the wall, that quietly raised his hand and, in a clear and powerful
voice, let loose with a stream of questions as though Luthor had
already called on him.
This reporter was Clark Kent.
“Isn’t it true that LexCorp owns an
uncharted island in the Pacific and in fact operates factories there
employing underage orphans in order to get around international child
labor laws?”
“Would you care to comment on allegations that
you personally knew of the recent tsunami disaster months in advance
yet made no efforts to evacuate or even to report this knowledge to
public safety officials?”
“Earlier today you met with Mr. Levin,
director of the Bibboski Scholarship Fund. According to friends and
coworkers he hasn’t been seen since. What exactly happened at
this meeting, Mr. Luthor?”
The audacity of the alien!
raged Luthor inside his mind. That
he would dare to accuse me – me! – of such heinous acts
without citing even the least smattering of evidence!
Not that it would matter now, Luthor knew. The
accusations would be enough for other reporters to dig around. Anything
done to curtail the investigations would just lead to further scrutiny.
Would anything be uncovered? Luthor doubted it, but damage would still
be done.
In a way, Luthor congratulated the alien. In cutting
his ties from the Daily Planet and Ms. Lane, the alien had effectively
made himself the sole target for any retribution. With his hand
reaching into his pocket, Luthor decided that this was something to
handle immediately.
“No it is not true. I was as surprised by the
sudden disaster as everybody else. Mr. Levin accepted a very large
check for a worthy cause and left without incident. Now, if you
don’t mind, Mr. Kent, I have some questions of my own. How could
a woman with a history of failed pregnancies successfully carry a baby
to term without any pre-natal care or delivery physician? Why do you
wear glasses when you’ve never even had an eye exam? How could it
be that you survived for months under a collapsed building that nobody
remembers you being anywhere near during the Doomsday rampage?”
Luthor took his hand out of his pocket and pressed a
button on the device he held. He then stepped towards one of the armed
security personnel on the stage. “Then answer, ladies and
gentlemen, is that Clark Kent is in fact the alien Superman!
That’s why he will be leaving us to contain the explosives
I’ve just set off around the city. If he hurries he may just be
able to save Ms. Lane!” screamed Luthor as he snatched a pistol
from the guard’s holster and fired at Lois!
Reporters were screaming, scattering as Luthor fired
that one shot. The only person actually moving towards Lois Lane was
Clark Kent. He’d begun forcing a way towards her from the moment
Luthor had begun speaking, rather than zoom off to save hundreds of
lives. By the time Luthor had fired, Clark had managed to reach Lois
and pushed her out of the way.
“Look out!” cried Clark, just before the
bullet struck him in the shoulder. He fell to the ground, and
immediately blood began to seep out from the bullet wound.
A shocked Luthor stood there and watched as his
hated opponent fell to the ground wounded. He didn’t even notice
a towering figure appearing behind him until the gun was grabbed out of
his hand.
“I’ll take that,” declared
Superman as he crushed the gun in one hand. He next addressed the
guards on the stage. “I know this man pays your salary, but
it’s your duty to hold him until the authorities arrive.
They’ll be very interested in talking with him about those bombs
I disarmed earlier.” So surprised was Luthor by the alien’s
sudden arrival that he was speechless as guards took hold him.
Almost faster than the eye could follow, Superman
was at Clark Kent’s side and lifting him up in both arms.
“Don’t worry, ladies and gentleman. I’ll get this
brave man to medical attention immediately.”
Just like that, Superman and his passenger were
gone, flown out of an open skylight. Lois could only stand there
watching, amazed at what had just happened. It took another minute for
her to figure out exactly what
had just happened.
Several hours later, Clark Kent was lying in a
hospital bed in a private room. The door leading out opened and Lois
Lane stepped inside. She walked towards the bed.
“How did the surgery go?” she asked.
“The bullet was removed,” Clark
responded. “The doctors say there won’t be any permanent
damage. I’ll be staying overnight for observation, and if
everything looks okay I can check myself out in the morning.”
“Are we being overheard?” Lois asked as
she looked around the room.
Clark shook his head. “No, we aren’t be
monitored.”
Lois fixed her gaze on Clark. “Then could we
please cut the crap and talk face to face?”
Only Clark’s head changed to reveal the face
of Supergirl. The body remained the same. “I would have to shift
everything back exactly as it was,” she explained to Lois.
“It’ll be hard enough when I return for the follow-up
exam.”
“I understand,” said Lois. “So,
was this the plan all along?”
“All I know is that he asked me today. Maybe
he was waiting for a public event like this. I don’t know.”
“Lex has been ranting and raving ever since he
was taken into custody. He’s in this building right now, in the
psychiatric wing awaiting evaluation. Was that Clark’s
intention?”
Kara looked down when she nodded. “Yeah. We
had to talk him back into it several times, though. John and me.”
“I imagine he’ll be the one fixing
records and all that, answering everything that Luthor called into
question.”
“Along with some other friends, I suppose so,
yeah.” It was then that Kara looked up to meet Lois’ gaze
again. “Lois, we didn’t know you were going to be there.
Out of everything we figured was going to happen, at the worst I
thought Luthor would take a shot at me.”
A rough laugh came out of Lois. “Well,
it’s a good thing I was there then. Otherwise you could have been
shot in the head and that would have been the end of Clark Kent.”
“Clark was willing to accept that. I think, I
think he saw it as getting what he deserved, for what we were doing to
Luthor.”
“It’s that bastard who’s getting
what he deserves,” Lois hissed. “I hope he’s a
candidate for electro-shock therapy. So what happens now?”
“That’s…really none of my
business,” Kara replied. “But, he said if you came to see
me, to tell you he’d be on the roof of the Daily Planet. He wants
to talk, Lois.”
“I’m not sure if I want to,” Lois
said as she turned to leave.
She couldn’t fool me, alien.
The doctors are on the other side of the glass,
watching me. I know this because I’ve been on the other side so
many times, observing, searching for information I could use.
They’re trying to figure out how the great and powerful Lex
Luthor could go mad like that. Because I must be mad to accuse a
mild-mannered reporter of being Superman, mustn’t I?
But I’m not mad. Oh no. We both know that.
Don’t we, alien? You’re the mad one, to think that you
could fool me with such an amateurish stunt. It makes me mad, that you
would insult my intelligence like that. It’s not the same as
being mad, which I most certainly am not.
Soon, my lawyers will take care of everything.
Scenarios for just this sort of thing were thought up years ago. All
photographs and video footage of the conference will have been
corrupted. Large sums of money will have been transferred into Swiss
Bank accounts. The story will be that I was briefly under a
villain’s mental control, or that an illusionist like Doctor
Psycho briefly took my place. Everybody will be convinced that they
were all fooled by the charade, that even you were fooled, alien.
They’ll all have been fooled. But I
wasn’t fooled.
That inhuman thing didn’t fool me, alien. And
when the time is right, I’ll make sure you know it.
Perry White had practically proposed to Lois when
she walked through the door. Sure, afterwards he was full of worry
about her and Clark, but he was ecstatic about the Luthor story she
had. Lois couldn’t blame him, of course. To reporters, the story
is everything, and most of the time we have to step back from the
emotion behind the facts.
After typing up the story and having it snatched
from her hands so that Perry could rush it for the evening edition,
Lois left the office and started up the stairs. When she reached the
top floor, Lois stopped at the door leading to the rooftop.
Supergirl had told her that Clark would be out
there, waiting to talk. Since then, Lois had spent the entire time
wondering whether or not she wanted to talk to him. No, Lois thought,
she had to be honest with herself. The truth was, she’d been
wondering for the past few months, ever since Clark had up and left.
For years, Lois had experienced doubts about herself
and Clark. This latest incident was just part of an endless string that
had begun the moment Clark revealed his dual identity to her. The last
time, Lois had broken off the engagement, left the country and Clark.
That hadn’t lasted long, but sometimes Lois found herself
thinking that the sudden whirlwind marriage they had soon after may
have been a mistake. They had just rushed into the event with little
reasoning behind it, before they could really stop and think about
consequences.
The pain Lois had felt when Clark left had been one
such consequence. Luthor had found out, threatened Clark, and Lois
hadn’t been trusted enough to be informed about it.
For months she’d tried to make sense out of
their relationship, talked to other women who knew what Lois went
through. Lana had once loved Clark, maybe still did. Even if it was
only in Lois’ paranoid mind, Wonder Woman was something of a
rival, the closest thing Clark had on earth to an equal. And Mrs. Iris
Allen probably knew more than anybody what Lois went through, having
been married to the second Flash. Sure, there were others; such as Sue
Dibney, Abby Holland, Carol Ferris and Linda Park; but talking with
Iris had made Lois feel as thought she’d spoken with the expert.
Nobody else could have really added anything except for Lana who, along
with Lois and his parents, knew Clark better than anybody.
The entire time Lois had been thinking, her hand had
gone to the handle and was turning it. She knew that, whatever
happened, she’s wasn’t going to just avoid the situation.
Never in her life had Lois Lane run from anything, and she wasn’t
going to start now.
The door opened, spilling in sunlight. Lois stepped
out onto the rooftop. Standing not far away, looking at Lois as though
he’d been waiting for her all his life, was Clark Kent. Not
Superman in the costume, and not the public image of Clark that
everybody saw. It was the real Clark Kent that stood there, ready to
talk.
The door closed. What would happen next was up to
Clark Kent and Lois Lane.
The End
“What are you doing? Keep writing!”
Stephen Crosby took his hands off the keyboard and
crossed his arms. “No. The story’s over. What happens next
is, well, just like I wrote. It’s up to them.”
Something pressed harder against the back of
Stephen’s head. “I’m warning you-”
“Go bug the next writer about it. I’m
done.”
With a sigh, the holder of the gun lowered it.
“Yeah, right. Like anybody would follow your run after all the
retarded praise it’s been getting.”
Stephen shrugged. “Hey, I agree with you. I
could have done a lot better. Especially with those later
stories.”
“Not to mention the bad start you had. I do
not act like that!”
“Sometimes you do. Remember what Alan Moore
did?”
“Please, your entire time has been a
love-letter to that hack. Well, at first. I don’t know what you
were doing with the Absolute except rip off what Joe Kelly did. Why
can’t you write more like Rucka? I love appearing in his
stories.”
With a roll of his eyes, Stephen turned to face his
captor. “If you love Greg Rucka so much, why don’t you
marry him?”
Floating in mid-air, Mxyzptlk looked down at the
wedding dress he wore and blushed. “For your information,
I’m helping my sister pick out dresses. She wants to see how they
look before she buys, and I’m the only one her size.”
This explanation didn’t satisfy Stephen, but
he wasn’t about to say that. “Sure, whatever. Look, I did
what you wanted, I wrote the story without using the Batman and his
memory gas-”
“It’s Batman!” Mxyzptlk yelled.
“Not the Batman, just plain old Batman! You’d better hope
that Bat-Mite doesn’t find out what you’re doing. And
don’t even get me started on how you blatantly ripped off
Identity Crisis!”
The full-armed slap took Mxyzptlk completely by
surprise. “I wrote that Oracle story well before Identity Crisis.
Say anything about that again and I will kick you ass, midget.”
Mxyzptlk rubbed his face. “I wish I could say
I’m shocked and appalled, but your stories are just full of
violence. You even made me a killer, for crying out loud!” He
raised his gun as Stephen breathed in. “And don’t bring up
Alan Moore again! The man more than redeemed himself with Szazs the
Sprite Supreme!”
Stephen nodded in agreement. “Oh yeah, that
was a really fun story. If anything, I say Rucka was following that
lead with the whole crossing the fourth-wall thing. Kind of like what
I’m doing now.” He gestured around them. “Come on,
you know I’m going to be writing about this to close out my final
issue.”
Mxyzptlk laughed. “Oh, of course I know! I
even know that you considered having Superman break the fourth wall so
you could talk with him!”
“Hey, give me a break. I had just finished
reading Animal Man.” Stephen raised his hands. “Now, rather
than get into a whole discussion about my run and comparing it to other
writers, can I just do a quick little acknowledgements things?”
“Fine, but you’d better not mention Joe
Casey!”
“Don’t worry about that. I haven’t
forgiven him for the Mxy twins either.” Stephen turns back to the
computer and puts his hands back on the keyboard.
“Okay, first, I’d like to thank Jerry
Siegel and Joe Shuster, without whom none of this would have been
possible. Also deserving of thanks are Elliot Maggin, Cary Bates, Curt
Swan, Murphy Anderson, Mort Weisinger, Julius Schwartz and Alan
Moore.” He turns to Mxyzptlk. “Hey, say what you want, what
‘Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow’ was an even
better final issue than this one.”
“Yeah, yeah. Just keep on with the
thanks.”
Stephen turned back to his typing.
“Well, obviously there’s John Bryne,
Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway, Dan Jurgens, Mike Carlin, Roger Stern,
Eddie Berganza, Jeph Loeb, Joe Kelly, Jim Lee for making
Azzarello’s run at least look pretty. Greg Rucka is doing a
terrific job, and I recommend Adventures of Superman to everybody.
Grant Morrison also did great with the JLA series, and he’s
pretty much the reason this Fanfic group exists.”
“Don’t think I won’t be paying him
a visit for that,” Mxyzptlk adds. “Though he’ll
probably just think it’s another of his daily
hallucinations.”
“Above all else, I’d like to think Will
Short, James Hickson, and Curt Fernlund for their extraordinary support
and praise about my run here. Dino Pollard did the run previous to
mine, and though its not his best work was more than made up for my the
Showcase story he did entitled ‘Hero’. Curt also is doing a
great job writing Superman in JLA.”
“That everybody?” Mxyzptlk asked.
“I probably forgot a few people, but if so
they’ll let me know.” Turning away from the computer,
Stephen grinned. “You know, hands out, I would say that the
Smallville episode had the absolute best portrayal of Mxyzptlk.”
Blam!
Story © 2005 Steve Crosby and may not be
reproduced without permission.