Aquaman King of the Seven Seas.....

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Election Days - part 4

Aquaman #20 - March, Year Five by Mark "Puff" Anderson



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Memory dump in progress...

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Cowboy. Monkey-chain. Do over. Do over.

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Reboot!

My master's voice is imprinted on my circuits. I cannot delineate where his voice ends and mine begins.

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My master's scheme to kill King Orin in New York and damage Atlantis's credibility before the United Nations and the world press failed.

I see now. There are blank spots in my memor...memor...mmmmeeeemmmmmooooorrrrryyyyy.

Reboot!

Image recovery in progress...

Aquaman in blue wave pattern uniform faced down the Neptune Perkins droid. While in New York, he had uncovered the fact that Perkins had been in Washington during the current session of the United States Senate.

Aquaman knocked the Perkins-bot off a speaker's platform in a poor eastern Atlantis neighborhood.

"I know you're not who you say you are," Aquaman gritted out.

Giving up the pretense, the Perkins-bot's eyes began to glow an ominous red. "Very well, sea king. Meet your doom then," the robot said.

The skin shed from the creature's chassis. Without the need to squat within the plastiform of Neptune Perkins anymore, the android rose to its full 10-foot tall height.

The crowd was in a full rout, running from the speaker's platform into the surrounding neighborhood. Some fell and were run over by the crowd pressing from behind them.

KLONK! The Perkins-bot's metal shod fist cracked against Aquaman's temple knocking him backwards.

Rubbing the side of his head, Orin found his feet amid a scattering of chairs that had been set up for the political rally. "You'll have to do better than that to kill me," Aquaman said, launching himself with the speed of a breaching shark toward his prey.

"And so I shall," the android assured.

TA-ZAK! A blast of energy tore from the robot's eyes. Twinned force blasts struck Aquaman knocking him back again.

"I have had enough of this robot," Aquaman grunted as he lifted one of the horridly ostentatious statues that had been erected in his honor all over the city in honor of his various triumphs. No matter how many times he had complained that the finances for such things could be better used feeding the poor or helping the homeless or for a million other things that were more important he had been overruled.

Aquaman heaved a huge marble statue of himself at the Perkins-bot. Red light flashed from its eyes as it tried to blast the statue...

Bzzt!

Memory dump in progress.

The rubble of the statuary likeness of Aquaman lay atop the Perkins-bot. Sparks and wires lay exposed from various places on the chassis of the android.

My master had expected one or more of his agents to be revealed at some point, but he hadn't expected them to fall in battle with Aquaman in so public a way.

This misstep would sway more voters to Vulko.

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But, we're not done yet. We still have a living agent or two to play a part.

Another voice answers, "Your plot. Your agents. My money. See that you..."

SPLAT!

“Alloroc. Alloroc. Alloroc. You were never part of my long range plans for Atlantis,” the master’s voice said.

“Activate the Alloroc-bot,” the master said breathlessly.

“Perhaps it can win the election where this moneyed simpleton couldn't,” he added.

Bzzt!

Fish light. Jump jet. Knuckle sandwich.

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Reboot!

Weird flashing rainbow-colored lights wash over my optic sensors. Storm waves sounds crashing on a surface shore come from the street outside.

Aquaman, again, dressed in his normal orange and green. He faced a surface man, wearing an air helmet, a white uniform with multi-colored circles covering it from head to toe. A large white globe floated behind the man in white.

[Imagine The Spot from Marvel only with multi-colored spots instead of the Dalmatian effect.]

Memory retrieval in progress:

The white-uniformed surface man identified as Mr. Polka-Dot, the Polka-Dot Man...freed from prison in Gotham to carry out missions for the master here in Atlantis.

Bzzt!

Within the bubble, First Citizen candidate Vulko clawed at the surface of the bubble, vainly trying to escape.

Mr. Polka-Dot snatched a red dot from his uniform and tossed it toward Aquaman. The dot rotated as it sliced through the water. Its edge became more and more serrated as it whisked along. The dot completed its transformation becoming a buzz saw blade.

Arthur reacted spinning to the side as the blade sliced passed him.

Abner Krill, the Polka-Dot Man, touched the control panel built into his belt causing the saw blade to circle and come streaking back at Aquaman.

“Listen,” Arthur began, “whoever you are, you’re out of your depth here. Whoever hired you is putting you in the middle of something that…”

The blade bit into Arthur’s shoulder with a horrid sound of meat being sliced and a grinding sound as the blade struck bone.

The red blade dissipated as its energy was exhausted.

Mr. Polka-Dot grabbed an orange dot from his battle suit and tossed it toward Aquaman. The orange dot shot toward its target, splitting in the moment before impact. Each smaller dot resolved itself into a fist-shaped object.

SMACK! The first one struck Aquaman knocking him backward. CRACK! SMACK! SLAP! SMASH! The robot fists pistoned, punching him one after the other.

Arthur staggered as the robotic fists circled and charged in to attack again. Back in the early days of the Justice League, Arthur had always enjoyed seeing Hal employ a power-ringed boxing glove or Ollie firing off a boxing glove arrow. This new perspective on the experience soured the memory a touch.

As the energy of the boxing glove dot depleted, the gloves disappeared one by one.

Concentric waves of telepathic force emanated from Aquaman. The mental force swept the local area searching for his aquatic subjects.

The response came quickly. Swirling in from above, in their thousands, a horde of small fish of multiple species responded to their King’s entreaty.

The Polka-Dot Man found himself smacked backwards by flounder and tarpon, halibut and tuna, butterflies and cod, all swarmed to their King’s mission.

He slapped his hand on a white dot, calling forth another protective sphere to shield himself from this new attack. With his other hand, he grabbed a yellow dot from his uniform and tossed it at Aquaman.

TA-ZAK! A bolt of lightning struck forth across this Atlantean avenue, blasting the Sea King backward.

From his hands and knees in the Atlantean street, Aquaman let a new wave of telepathic signals race forth.

Mr. Polka-Dot’s hand closed on a black dot on his suit. “This game is done. I get paid on your death,” Abner Krill said. “No more foreplay.”

A large shadow centered on him. He glanced up. “Oh no!”

A whale dove from directly above.

CRACK! The protective shell provided by his white dot shattered under the impact of the blue whale that came in answer to his King’s call.

The Polka-Dot Man threw himself to the side. Rolling, he came back to his feet.

He smiled. “Ah well,” he said, “no jobs worth getting crushed by a whale.”

He grabbed a yellow dot from his uniform. This one formed a hovercraft around him.

The yellow hovercraft began to accelerate away.

Aquaman called his small subjects back into action. One of the butterflies struck the intended target, the black dot that Krill had partially loosened when he grabbed it before.

The impact knocked the black dot loose. It fell toward the deck of the small hovercraft.

Not sure of the effect or the range, Aquaman ordered all of his fishy friends back away from the Polka-Dot Man and his conveyance.

Dammit!” Abner Krill yelled as he saw the black dot fall toward the deck of the small hovercraft.

KA-RUMP! The sound of a grenade echoed through the undersea environs…along with a final screamed, “Nooooooooo!” The scream faded away into nothingness.

Aquaman rose to his feet and looked about. The damage to the street had been kept to a minimum and the threat removed. His gaze turned toward my video pickups and…

Bzzt!

Reboot!

“A localized heavy gravity event,” a voice on Radio Atlantis said. “The Gotham villain, The Polka-Dot Man was sucked through the event horizon of his miniature black hole into a containment area. After activation the black hole like aperture returned to its normal state, appearing as a black round ball roughly six inches diameter, which is being turned over to Gotham authorities by Atlantean UN Ambassador Lord Triolus Brim for return to prison…should they come up with a way to remove the villain from his self imposed exile within the black polka-dot. This is Radio Atlantis.

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Gray haired and wizened, an old man stood over me. He made an adjustment.

“You’ve done an excellent job reporting on all the goings on in Atlantis. But now, I’ve got a mission for you all your own. We’ll be using your circuitry to penetrate the systems monitoring and running the election. You’re going to fix the election so the Alloroc-bot wins,” he said as he pulled a sheaf of wires and connections loose from my…

Bzzt!

Reboot!

Jell-O. Triage. Missile Angle. Superman. Bogus. NFL.

Reboot!
Bzzt!

Memory retrieval in progress:

Tentacles reach from my android fish body into the connection nodes of the super computer at the center of the main Atlantean government building, charged with administering the First Citizen Election. Results are already pouring in.

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Absently, my central processing unit notes a news report on the ether saying that Alloroc had been revealed as an android. The real Alloroc’s dead body was found on his family’s estate in Poseidonis.

The flow of data takes my focus as I try to penetrate the code.

A voice spoke to me. “You can’t get into the computer, little one. I’ve figured out what you are and why you kept appearing everywhere over the last few weeks. You were Weisbogg’s spy. Androids in Atlantis…if it wasn’t the Construct, then, it had to be Weisbogg. He’s already in custody.”

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Defense mode coming online.

Electrified tentacles reached out for Orin Arthur Curry’s face as the small android fish jetted across the computer room in the basement of the deserted government building. One of the electro-tentacles jabbed him in the bandaged wound he sustained battling Mr. Polka-Dot.

“Aaarrggghhh!” The sea king cried out, slapping at the small fish with his other hand.

CLUNK! SMACK! Aquaman’s super-strength slammed the android fish across the room into the far wall and shattered.

Bzzt!



“So,” Vulko said, “this was all a plot by Weisbogg.” He shook his head as he looked at the shattered remains of the little fish droid.

Aquaman rubbed his hand over the spot where the android had shocked him.

“The scientists claim that they can retrieve its memory. Since Weisbogg escaped custody again, maybe there is a clue there that’ll lead us to him,” Vulko said.

“Whatever you want to do, First Citizen,” Orin Arthur Curry, former King of Atlantis said. “After all, you’re in charge now. I’m just a former King.”

And Vulko was treated to something that had been all too rare in the last ten years, Arthur smiled.




The End of 'Election Days', but the saga of Aquaman will continue...


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